Keepers: BMW M3, the fine art of colorful automotive descriptors, and cars under $20k

So who would win in a fight...Godzilla or the M3? Presumably you've read the Keepers segment but if not, jump here to see what we're talking about, then jump back and lay your super-duper, colorful M3 descriptions on us! Think you got what it takes to come up with number 2866?

And lest you think M3s aren't in your budget, here are two hot-looking eBay finds for well under $20,000!

2004 M3 Coupe, SMG trans

2001 M3 Coupe